- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

identical jokes get different votes.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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