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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Stephen Hawking

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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