- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

i had sex.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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