What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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