- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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