- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Face...tastes like chicken!

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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