Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

the WNBA.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

there was once a jew

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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