Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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denisssssssssssssss

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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