- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

Knock Knock Who's there

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

I agree to the terms and conditions

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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