What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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