- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

whats green and slimy? green slim

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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