Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Boxing on Boxing Day

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Skrillex.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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