Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Jeff

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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