A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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