- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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