- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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