What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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