- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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