What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Your mother just died.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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