- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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