- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

An anti-joke

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why is this joke funny It isn't

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Women's Rights

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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