- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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