- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

knock knock... ...no answer

Bob Saget that is all

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

a black guy walks into a black bar

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