- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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