Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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