What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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