- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

miha kako si?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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