Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What's half of 8? o

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

masturbating on a tarc bus

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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