- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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