- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's half of 8? o

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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