why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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