What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

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