What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Roses are red, yup.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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