who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Robin, get in the car!

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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