- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Robin, get in the car!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock Knock! F*ck off

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

anal seepage

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

whats black? the colour

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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