- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

[Set up] [No punch line]

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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