funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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