Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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