- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

George W. Bush

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What's red, blue & green all over?

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

I <3 Hitler

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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