- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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