A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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