Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why so serious ?

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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