- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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