Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Cancer.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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