There was a white kid named Tyrone.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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