Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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karn chevalier

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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