- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

what this: b a dead one of these: p

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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