Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Cancer.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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