Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Shltskc gw? G

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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