- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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