what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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women's rights

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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