What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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