- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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