mikey is cute

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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