- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

black people

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

A bar walks into a man

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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