- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Your girlfriend.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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