- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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