- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Your sex life.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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