- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Your girlfriend.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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