I hate Jews The Holocaust

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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