a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

mental kid

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

"Knock knock" Come in!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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