Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Women's Rights

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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