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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Women's rights

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee