- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

drew edminstin is a rat

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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