- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Your sex life.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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