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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

drew edminstin is a rat

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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