What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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