TIMMY

Tilt your screen back .

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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