An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Lil Wayne

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A man walks into a vagina

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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