- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's half of 8? o

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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