what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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