What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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