- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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