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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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