How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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