Once upon a time, The end.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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