I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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