- Anti Joke

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Robin, get in the car, please.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

I'm HIV positive.