- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Women's rights.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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