Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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