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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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