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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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