- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 23? 24.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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