- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet