- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Fine, ladies first.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

what do you call a black guy african american

hers a joke... japanese people

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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