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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

what did the farmer do? plant

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What's half of 8? o

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Chuck Norris.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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