Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

what is red and smells like paint red paint

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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