what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Charles Manson is innocent.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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