- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Guess what What

Whose your daddy? Not me

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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