- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and long? My dick.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

AIDS

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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