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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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