- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just wrote this so hard

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

the redsox

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??