- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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