A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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