What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

._____________________. Whale!

Yo Momma is not fat.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's your blood type? Red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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