What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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TIMMY

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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