- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A child walks into a classroom.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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