- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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