- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

The holocaust

oh hey.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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