- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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