- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

the redsox

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

A man penetrates another man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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