- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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