- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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