- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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