Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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you see theres this guy.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Mooses

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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